...Moo Moo... The Guinea Pig

• 2012-02-25 3 notes

  

  Who the FUCK ate the last cookie?!?!

• 2012-02-15 2 notes

  

  You. Yeah, you. 

• 2012-02-02 5 notes

  

  Help me. 

• 2012-01-27 6 notes

  

  Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin’

  Bad bitches, I’m your leader.

  Phantom by the meter.

  Somebody point me to the best ass-eater.

  [Nicki Minaj ain’t got nothin on me!]

• 2012-01-26 17 notes

  

  I’m the sauce to your nugget, bitch. 

• 2012-01-24 Notes

  poisonousstrawberries asked: Moo Moo, you're so cute!

  Tell me something I don’t know. (but thanks!)

• 4 notes

  

  I’m obviously the better looking twin. 

• 2012-01-23 1 note

  

  Happy Chinese New Year.

  Try smelling dragon breath. Smells like shit. 

• 2012-01-21 2 notes

  

  I’m a ninja. 

• 2012-01-18 39 notes

  

  Hey Senate! You can tell your SOPA and your PIPA to suck it. Yes, those are my balls.